My tribute to FEMA's "Christmas gifts for the disaster age" story this week.

A FEMA Family Christmas

Have a FEMA Family Christmas;
It's the safest time of year
I don't know if there'll be snow
but keep your disaster kits near.
Have a FEMA Family Christmas;
And when you walk 'round the land
Ensure that you and your family too
all know the emergency plan.

Oh ho
the mistletoe
hangs at a safe height;
somebody has a gift for you:
a Pelican safety flashlight!
Have a FEMA Family Christmas,
keep those fire extinguishers near.
And, oh by golly
have a safe & disaster-free
Christmas
this year!